PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES (2011)
PETER PAN (1953)
SIREN: SEASON 2 EPISODE 10 (2019)
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2005)
THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989)
THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019)
HOOK (1991)
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE (2005)
PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA (2008)
AQUAMARINE (2006)
When Ameneh Bahrami rejected a man’s marriage proposal, he turned bitter and threw acid into her face leaving her with extreme disfigurements. She went through 19 agonising operations and is permanently blind, but this didn’t stop her wanting justice on the man who ruined her life. In court, the judge wanted the accused to serve a lengthy prison sentence and pay full compensation to Ameneh, but she had different ideas: She asked if she could have exact revenge, by injecting acid into the man’s eyes. The court allowed it as a capital punishment, and arrangements were made for Ameneh to inject 20 drops of acid into her attacker’s eyes to blind him.
SHE TRILL AS FUCK
There’s a lot to this story, but the above isn’t true in a number of different ways.
Most importantly, she is more awesome (in my opinion) than this paragraph makes her out to be. After her attacker was sentenced to be blinded in both eyes, he was dragged screaming into a hospital, maintaining that he had every right to have done what he did. He was put under general anesthesia expecting to awaken blind but awoke having been pardoned by Bahrami in what I feel like is the most baller move in history.
“I couldn’t do it, I knew I could not live with it until the end of my life. I knew I would have suffered and burned twice had I done that.”
After her attacker woke up:
“[He] was completely in shock, he fell at my feet, I said go away and don’t utter my name in your whole life.”
Frikkin Badass.
The Iranian Government, in the shittiest move of all time ever, allowed her attacker freedom from the need to pay for her surgeries, so now she is largely destitute.
And if you would like to help fund her recovery, you can purchase her book in Kindle edition in Spanish (it hasn’t been translated to English) here. Which I just did.
Lesbian queer eye: five women, all of whom are named Ellen, break into your home to cut the sleeves off all your shirts and stock your fridge with almond milk.
in addition, they bring you a girlfriend
Now we’re really getting somewhere
AnonymousHI WOW I HAVENT BEEN ON THIS BLOG IN SO LONG AND IVE JUST SPENT THE LAST HALF AN HOUR CRINGING AT OLD ME HOW ARE YALL TODAY
some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
Grain-stealing thots
the cool thing about having an idiot alt right supporting brother is when he gets mad over dumb shit my sister and i go “It’s concerning how such a small thing triggers such a strong reaction from you.” in the family groupchat and he’ll see the word “trigger” in relation to him and go fucking nuclear
the downside about having such a dipshit brother is literally every thing else about him
case in point: he’s angry about Stranger because she knocked over a glass he left on the counter overnight and said if we don’t find her owner by tomorrow he’ll throw her out the window.
I went “It’s concerning how something so small triggers such a strong reaction from you. Stranger is a kitten, and we’ve only had her for a few days. Maybe you should calm down before threatening violence to a fucking kitten.”
This escalated his anger, and he started texting back how he won’t really hurt her, but he doesn’t want her to track litter everywhere. My sister responded “Maybe you can keep your door closed while she stays with her so it’s a safe space away from cat hair and kitty litter.”
We heard him yell from upstairs and he turned off his phone.
this is god tier trolling, and i’m in genuine awe of it
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
the absolute worst part of this website is you’ll check your new followers right and ‘deepthroatingandanal’ has some great political opinions and loves disney’s descendants but ‘evan-hansen-likes-peanut-butter’ is somehow a porn blog that posts weirdly specific fetish videos and only followed you to steal your selfies
Ghosts: *arguing over whose turn it is to answer the ouija*
That would explain why it takes so long to get answers and why it makes no sense.
Me: what is your name?
Thingie u hold: * begrudgingly slides to “no” *
Me: wtf
Mom said it’s my turn on the planchette
*hears call from the living*
*stares at it until it stops*
stares as the board spell out:
*WE–HAVE–UPDATED –OUR–PRIVACY–POLICY*
